who is ryan gravenberch? to the blind, he is the light. to the hungry, he is bread. to the sick, he is the cure. to the lonely, he is company. to the sad, he is joy. to the prisoner, he is freedom. for the poor, he is treasure. for me, he is everything.

NEW ✅ Being told Alexander Isak’s Neighbours have complained at Alexander celebrating the Liverpool goal tonight.

Ekitike comes off - Palace score Ekitike comes off - Bournemouth score Ekitike comes off - Newcastle score

He’s fucking incredible man give Chelsea another £0

Oh trust me, Newcastle won’t forget this game for a while. 😂

Went off crying

Newcastle United

• I can’t breathe. • I’m absolutely shattered. • Rio Ngumoha, I love you so much. • Ekitike with 3 goals in 3 games. • Szoboszlai excellent at right back. • Anyone seen Joelinton & Tonali? • Guehi must be signed immediately. • See you soon, Isak. Arsenal (H), next.

What happened to Joelinton, the hardest man to ever lace a pair of boots, running on the pitch with a pump-action shotgun? Didn't fancy the Endo test and pulled a sicky early. Shithouse.

• Three Points • 100th Minute Winner • Ekitike Goal • No Injuries • Joelinton and Tonali karma • Rio debut goal • Isak joining HOLD THAT GEORDIES

Dominik Szoboszlai by the way, YOU FUCKING GENIUS

Sent off, busted his shoulder gooning, walked off the pitch crying 👍

WOW. 😍

Newcastle wanted to make this game rough against us. 3 injuries, a sending off and L. Hold that.

Rioooo my gggg 🔥🔥

If you rewatch that game you'll see that without either van Dijk or Alisson we lose that game even vs 10. They are levels above. They do so many things that stop chances or goals that few mention. Just world class.

Geordie Josh There was also a lot of confidence in how Newcastles midfield would injure every Liverpool player, how did that go?

Skipper ✊

Newcastle are actually a good football team. Too bad their priority is trying to bully them opposition

Genuinely laughable Newcastle fans hyped this game up to be a bloodbath and they ended up with two injuries, a red card and conceded a 100th minute winner to a 16 year old, I’d go into hiding if I was them