My best friend in high school used to say, “I’ve got reflexes like a mongoose” all the time when we were playing sports together 🤣

No shade but I think it’s the girlies who can’t cook/don’t like cooking who see cooking as such a reward, cause it’s not that deep 😭

And some of you will free up the coochie but you won’t cook? Make that make sense 🫠

Antony Gordon is heavily overprotected by the media, 19 consecutive games without scoring a single goal. Imagine it was Bukayo Saka or Rashford. 😂

Security just told me that the guy being chased ran in the back and the one with the knife got put off and started running out instead, but a couple more people thought he was stealing too and all tried to trip him. Imagine if he just backed it out on them??

I can understand trying to be a hero if you know someone’s life is in danger, but they just thought he stole in Tesco??? Coulda ended up dead for not minding their business it’s crazy.

Omari Hutchinson is a Red! ❤️

Graham Potter held 3 against newly promoted Sunderland on the opening day of the season. That brother managed Chelsea and could've landed the United job if we didn't sack Dan Ashworth. 😭😭

Guys really went into another FPL season without Haaland and Salah.

Ok, here's the deal. It is basically impossible to duplicate the launch of a fully decentralized, fairly launched, no pre-mine, borderless, void of VC's, hard capped PoW cryptocurrency like that of bitcoin or litecoin and not have it co-opted or attacked at this point. That ship

Cherki plays football like he knows he's better than everyone else.

Superstar creature

Zlatan Ibrahimovic on Isak " He is a Swedish boy. He knows He needs to fill in my shoes. But playing for Carabao Cup football club will not allow him even to come close to a lot of titles which I have won. " "So Newcastle United must understand they were playing for Isak. Not

Smh

CDT Food that you will still eat too 😮‍💨

Meeting him next week in person I’ve got so many questions

There’s a section of the United Fanbase that wanted Bruno to sacrifice himself for 150m kmt. That Europa league loss and 16th place was for fans like you 😭. Games gone

Wow

Garnacho is Utd history

I don't know if it's only me but Bayindir's distribution wasn't bad at all.