this one time our chemistry coaching sir told us that we could use our phones to do calculations mid exam. everyone elated got the phones our they were hiding, then he instantly snatched all of them.

That’s 315, habibi.

Married CEOs can't even hug and romantically sway with their married head of HR during a Coldplay concert anymore because of woke

Claude is absolutely dogshit at chess

Hunter Biden looks better at 55 on a steady diet of ketamine and blow than Bryan Johnson looks at 47 after micro-calibrating the air in the sleep room where he logs his boners

Imagine joining your childhood friend's startup, then being pressured to forfeit your share after years of work while your friend and the VCs got $2 BILLION. I admire you Prem for returning to the company you built and exposing one of the most shameful deals in tech history. 🫡

Many people ask why transgender people beg on roads, when I was on the verge of becoming a doctor, this is what they did to me. A system that is hell bent on setting us up for failure. I have faith in hon'ble Madras HC to deliver justice in this case 🙏

Fertility crisis is not that mysterious. Everywhere in the world young adults are uncertain they can maintain a job and decent lifestyles long term as they’re constantly reminded their livelihood is provisional to the market and finance, and you expect them to think about kids?

Jira is what I put in my tadka 😂

Some of the recruiting letters my husband’s parents withheld from him until he was 24 because “we didn’t want to have travel far to home meets, and you aren’t that smart anyway.” I was there when they handed him these opened letters. He was national champion in high school. He

They want to be victims so bad

I think one reason some tech people are unwilling to grapple with DOGE’s failure is that it would require acknowledging that their entire belief system about government — and in some ways broader worldview — was wrong.

The real reason so many tech-right people freaked out about the Luke Farritor piece is that it DOGE completely undermines their worldview. That worldview is "cracked tech people are 10x smarter than anyone in DC, give Elon and a team of elite young techies access to the

VFS Global makes the process so unnecessarily complicated and more and more countries and agencies keep signing them up as service providers. the website is atrocious

I wouldn’t want Alan Dershowitz suing me! The number of people he’s successfully sued is in the teens. Google “Alan Dershowitz teens” for more information.

the article said twitter is 75% bots LMFAO

I do think the funniest thing about this is Hollywood is so dead as an industry that people on huge hit shows have to do these little commercials hocking sweatshop pants and curly fries.

*laughs in Jensen Huang and entire FAANG CEOS* stay mad Lucca

nowadays everyone likes to sub tweet but back then the girls would pull up

Eyeglasses aren’t opioids. There’s no reason we should need to see an optometrist to buy glasses. You don’t in the rest of the world, and you didn’t in the US either until optometrists lobbied aggressively under the banner of “public safety.” For decades, opticians, trained with