when i break into somebody's house but they're watching arsenal lose a game

Imagine watching Janson junk pitch on a beautiful Miami afternoon.... me, im watching Janson junk pitch on a beautiful miami afternoon

Lopez barreling up balls more this year. 5+ win season inbound

“Alright Connor, all we need is for you to put the ball in play here with a runner on 3rd and 1 out.” Norby:

Marsee playing in Detroit is like the anti sal stewart.

Marlins went from 3rd in wRC+ to 8th after just two games against the Tigers. Small sample theater strikes again.

Yes, the guy with subpar defense and higher prospect pedigree that was traded for an eventual cy young caliber pitcher gets more hate. Perfectly reasonable.

Agustin is overestimating how good he is at challenging. Fucking dumbass

Tarik Skubal is facing a minor league lineup right now. Like a hot knife though butter. Even makes good hitters look bad.

Won’t be over .500 for the rest of the season, Sandy will be dealt, never got to see him pitch a home playoff game, Eury stinks, Marsee is Magneuris Sierra, Norby has a lifetime contract at 1B, Conine hurt

Need you king

*3-7 over a TEN (10) game sample vs postseason teams