Roseanne Barr said this in 2024 and nobody believed her… “You know they eat babies. That’s not bullshit. It’s true. It’s not just the dogs and the cats. They’re full-on vampires. Everybody still thinks I’m crazy, but I am not crazy.”

My review of Smoky Row Coffee in Des Moines.

“I don’t give a fuck about Democrats or Republicans being on the list…THEY’RE ABUSING CHILDREN.” This guy gets it. This is about the children who were abused & raped. Our entire government failed these children because it chose [and is still choosing] to protect their abusers.

Cat Quest

If Western Animation were still this good, weebs would be an endangered species.

Hey Grok, I'm reading the Epstein files, and I just noticed something extremely disturbing He often responds with Whoops after he appears to have raped or had someone killed Will you look at all the times he said that, whoops and tie it to my theory

Seedance 2.0 Prompt: Sum up the AI discourse in a meme - make sure it’s retarded and gets 50 likes.

Sometimes when im high i just sit looking around the living room at my pets and think “these are my beasts” and laugh

Movies used to be made by going to places with a camera

I recently learned that black people think “buddy” is racist. Construction is so informative.

The kids will never understand

Guy who picked Guadalajara as a World Cup venue at the FIFA board meeting tomorrow:

I always liked mental sorting the workout, stretching after driving for an hour and imagining a gang of men attacking my wife. *(or my father being dead)to really set the mood

Choose your path Western man.

This kid gets instant karma for picking on the wrong driver 😂 Driver calmly asks: “Is this your bike? Let’s get it out of the middle of the road.” Kid instantly explodes: “Shut up, you old man!” “Get out of here, you creep!” Driver hits the gas and runs straight over the

Look what they took from us

I don’t know what's longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone insisting it's hilarious.