youtube making my audio weed 97% less effective 😡

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter

i'm the NEPHEW that STEPPED up

the c in usb-c stands for cloaca

opposite happened to me god is good

these guys are complete idiots

why cant we make public busses for our burritos

when i dash dance, that's me wagging my finger at whatever lame shit you're up to

God is All-Knowing, just kind of a Dumbass

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need a luigi for whoever is fucking up movie audio mixes

obvious a

Yes, I'm eating for two (me and the girl reading this)

before sunrise but for an american couple and a french unicorn

when no one else is at the blackjack table:

it's insane how good blue prince is

you have any idea how easy this is? just log onto japanese bird twitter, find any picture with 2 birds, send it to your sweetie saying "this is us", and you're golden for like a month

if you told me on Christmas 2007 that'd i'd be playing tf2 when i was 32, i'd honestly probably believe you

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