I swear 😂

Imagine posting this and not having a checkerboard wall. Could not be me.

I have to run the whole ass company this week because everybody is in Switzerland. It’s fine.

Bama and Vandy have the same opps lol

Nobody that’s ever been to Gainesville would want to keep Florida. Fuck that place forever.

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life

Imagine getting denied for a mortgage because you took out an affirm loan on a Gucci bag

torture chamber kinda morning

Don’t do drugs, kids.

I mean 🤷🏻‍♀️

Dear Lord. The tailgates are going to be otherworldly.

I threw away everything in my fridge and it felt really good

Looks racist.

100% going to College Station and you should too

They would be so mad 😂

So are the playoffs just going to be a bunch of shit ass teams that didn’t play anybody all year while the SEC ran the gauntlet?

I’m not saying I worked hard today, but I feel like I’ve had the shit beat out of me.