Thank you for some of the best memories both on and off the field. I’m so honored to have shared the field with not just the best player I’ve ever seen, but the best person I’ve ever met. Will always love you bro! To retirement🍻🎣 Luke Kuechly

Great news for NFL nation. This means we'll get Tony Romo commentating Super Bowl LV next year! sports.yahoo.com/report-tony-ro…

You had me at 'I've got Toilet Paper.' #SocialDistancingPickUpLines

Oh cool, TB squared. Side note, I wonder how many new social media followers Tampa Bay Buccaneers gained this week upon this announcement.

Looks like Walmart Help servers decided not to work today. downdetector.com/status/wal-mar… Haven't been able to get into my grocery account at all; just like 69% of the other people reporting issues at down detector.

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I couldn't stop laughing....

Enjoying The Killers music but barely suffering through Billy "interview" segments w/the band. Her insipid comments demand to be muted. Imma about to log off because I'm tired of her.

Every week the FOX Sports: NFL gives me less and less reason to watch because of their idiotic and asinine segments. How stupid do they think football fans are?

Love me some Hugh Jackman but I've been Team Ryan Reynolds since 1998's TGAGAAPP. Samsclub.com/thefeud Sam’s Club #Sweepstakes #TheFeud

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Downtown Austin drivers, as if cars, horses, bicyclists, skateboarders, and pedestrians weren't enough, be aware we now have robots on the road. kxan.com/news/delivery-…

The answer is: A product that is advertised heavily one day and completely unavailable the next. And from looking at these tweets, perhaps this was for the best because it also appears to be a product that is stumping some of the store teams.

"The football doesn't care what the age is." -- Tom Brady (11/22/2021 post-game interview)

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Yo NFL Network can we please not broadcast this Cards Rams game in 240p