I can’t stand no sassy ass nigga. Bye cupcake with sprinkles.

Sonic’s batter is nasty. Why tf do my onion rings taste sweet. I hate anything they batter and fry. That just pissed me off.

Lmfaoooo. Ceasing baby oil is CRAZY.

Whatchu gone do for big mama fr?

How tight my half up half down pony tail feels rn.

wtf is up with my period?! Like bitccchhhhhhhh.

See, if I see this I think someone’s trying to sex traffic me. But they’ll get me cause I’ll be like oooooo flowers. 😂😭😭😭

Update: I love my job, so far!

Me after visiting Krissica. Can’t even leave the parking lot. 😂😭😭😭😭😭 ssaJ aneR

Yall! There’s was a roach in the toilet at work. Something told me to look. It was a big ass pterodactyl roach under the crevice of the toilet. I almost broke my neck trying to get out the stall.

This is so sweet ♥️

It’s just something about the Mexican nail tech girlies. Chefs kiss.

Did this dumb ass just say HA-RAHS ?! 🤣😂

Yes. I want every color.

Someone said Diddy is in jail slamming the soap down in the shower like he’s playing dominoes. 😂😭💀☠️

I feel so bad for Orlando Brown. People thought he was crazy. But in reality he’s just fucked up.

Fellas, have you ever received flowers? I took the initiative and bought flowers yesterday. My heart melted at the reaction.

Good morning! Bunch of beautiful beetches. ♥️

One thing about it, Wan and I are going to EAT. We plays no games. Lmfao.

This man slid in my inbox really saying “ hey fancy face “. Bruh, what? 🤣😭