Julie Andrews’ Morning Routine: 1. Make bread 2. Do bushcraft 3. Watch bawdy British comedy 4. Darn socks 5. Make milky coffee 6. Impersonate Homer Simpson… Dough, Ray Mears, Farce, Sew, Latte, D’oh.

If anyone would like to see a picture of a gerbil hiding behind a blanket, this is your lucky day.

More tickets have been made available for both the matinee and the evening performances of "A Pleasing Terror - Two Ghost Stories by M R James" at The Lowry, Salford, on Saturday 26 October. Get them here: tinyurl.com/d6jbkne9

If they're marketing tickets as "any time" at point of sale and then slapping people with private prosecutions & hefty fines because they're secretly not actually "any time" tickets, the regulator should step in and slap *them* with a hefty fine

Hurray! Finished work, off to Pilates & then a long weekend.

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The aurora over the Lovell Telescope at Jodrell Bank Observatory. This was during the second burst of activity at 00:22 on the 11th October 2024. Sony A7 III / TTArtisan 11mm FIsheye #Aurora #jodrellbank #northernlights

Damn I missed the aurora again 😞

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Had recorded a doc about Glamis Castle a few days ago. So far it’s f all about the castle & more about the royal family who don’t really hold my interest. Now considering fast forwarding to the spooky bits & then switching off. 🥱

MR James’ Lost Hearts read by Peter Cushing!!! bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0…

When the nephew of Kyng Arthour left Camelot on hys quest to seeke the Green Knighte, the whole Round Table threw hym a Gawain away partye.

Anyone need an emotional support coo?

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Just binge watched S2 of Sherwood. Brilliant as the first series but extra special for having Stannis Baratheon stomping round Astley

What the F?! 🤣