Euphemisms the only thing in as BJ bans bonking #manchestereveningnose #bj #bonking #euphemisms #lockdown manchestereveningnose.co.uk/2020/06/01/eup…

PM promises to put ‘Watermelon smiles’ back on protester’s faces #manchestereveningnose #blm #blacklivesmatter #borisjohnson #primeminister #racism manchestereveningnose.co.uk/2020/06/10/pm-…

Nation now wondering if Banksy is the restless spirit of Tony Hart #manchestereveningnose #banksy #ArtAttack

Degrees from the Youniversity of Tube now officially recognised #manchestereveningnose

"As no-one wants mingle with me, I'm not gonna let you" says Priti Patel #Mingling #mingle #pritipatel #manchestereveningnose

Johnson legislates to not be able to see all his offspring at once #manchestereveningnose

Chris Grayling starts new job as advisor to UK ports #manchestereveningnose

Bill Gates to play Hugo Drax in Moonraker remake #manchestereveningnose #billgates #bond #jamesbond

Glut of courgettes at Corbyn's allotment led to dinner party breaching rule of 6. #manchestereveningnose #ruleof6 #JeremyCorbyn #Corbyn

New ‘Rule of 3’ applies to Major Breakfast Items #manchestereveningnose #englishbreakfast #shopyourneighbour manchestereveningnose.co.uk/2020/10/02/new…

Virtual Conference attendees unable to tell if Gove has crashed #manchestereveningnose #gove #michaelgove #convservatives #conservativeconference

Everyone in Government instructed to urgently search for this manual #COVID19 #TestingShambles #manchestereveningnose

Self-proclaimed Anti Cancel Culture Campaigner Laurence Fox begins campaign to cancel Laurence Fox #lawrencefox #BlackHistoryMonth2020 #blackhistorymonth #Sainsburys #laurencefox #CancelCulture #manchestereveningnose

Watching Mrs Brown's boys still more dangerous than searching for Graham Norton #McAfee #mrsbrownsboys #grahamnorton #manchestereveningnose

Johnson's conference speech entirely powered by wind #BorisJohnson #ConservativePartyConference #windpower #manchestereveningnose

Everyone to have their own personal tier out of 68 million variations by Christmas #manchestereveningnose

New Covid-19 Guidelines include no longer being allowed to nick any of your dining partners chips #manchestereveningnose #COVID__19 #tier3 #Covid19UK

Johnson's flux capacitor always set to 2 weeks ago #manchestereveningnose #BorisJohnson #Lockdown2

Govt launches leak inquiry into how their own off the record briefings to the media made it into the papers #manchestereveningnose #Lockdown2 #Government

Hedgehogs prepare to flee as Chris Graying launches bid to save them #manchestereveningnose #hedgehog #hedgehogs