Jokes on him because me and half the other conservative homeschooled guys all ended up gay AF 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Joey and Sam are on a veterinarian-suggested weight loss diet and Joey has taken to scrounging for leftover French fries 😹

Let me get this right: The average price of a new car is $47,000+ — a used car is ~$26,000 — and a monthly Muni pass for a senior costs $40 (single fares cost $1.25) and is free for seniors with less than $101,000, but public transportation has “the high price”? Give me a break.

I want to live in a city where 91 year-olds don’t need to drive and taking the bus isn’t a special interest

Y’all I’m in my last push to raise funds for AIDS/LifeCycle and I’m almost to $7k! Please help me out as I’ll put in the work riding all the 3.453e+7 inches

The fact that this election comes down to the whims of a small slice of suburban voters in Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, Arizona, and Michigan is both (1) true and (2) depressing.

Hey shut the fuck up

Add some ᏣᎳᎩ to your Pride Month wardrobe! My sweet friend Justyne just launched a Pride collection: designbyjustyne.printify.me/products?fbcli…

He literally gets himself into this position all by himself. Collapses against me, turns over on his back, makes it so I have to put my arm over him to do anything with my phone.

I have never been swayed by the counterarguments against this position. The teleporter kills you! It so clearly does!

In Napa and our host told Matt (who ordered Chardonnay) “here’s your cougar juice”…

… and he said “I guess I’m a cougar?”

Bless his heart.

True joy in your late 30s is when a new Trader Joe’s opens a ten-minute walk from your apartment. 🤩

San Francisco PSA: Early to Rise in Nopa is not overhyped! It is appropriately hyped!

Mornings with Sam. 😅 (🔊 on)

I did a thing