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well my laundry is done in the dryer! time to leave it there for six hours

Today Mila told me she was cursed. Why is my kid actually low key a baby witch?? Two years old and dabbling in curses. Who even taught her that word?

This is how I will be viewing the rest of my life. Thank you.

just thinking about what a crime to humanity square toed shoes are

anything that doesn’t go my way is highly ghetto

Fuck a gut feeling I’m damn near psychic.

Rewriting my same untouched to do list from yesterday on a new page then taking a little break

He probably didn’t text me back because my boobs are too big

“will you ever shut up about Taylor Swift?” N 　 O 　　　 O 　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　　 o 　　　　　o 　　　　 。 　　　 。 　　　. 　　　. .

about that time of year where i think buying 3 tiny gourds will heal me

my favorite thing about myself is that i used to read so much that every time i go to goodwill i have to buy a book that i probably won’t read today it was three

two good things about today mila wanted a rainbow cake so I got it for her and she was so excited and named all the colors as she ate it and I’m tucking myself in at 8:30 🥰

I just got my best friend back 💛💛🤧

weirdest experience of my life was automatically singing along to all too well and suddenly she’s saying some shit i’ve never heard i’m shaking like a motherfucker

I just wanna know why you don’t love me anymore. I’m sorry what? Homie I just woke up. I didn’t sign up to explain to you why we aren’t together at 6:30am on Monday morning. Go back to bed.

Then you wanna call me to talk to Mila and then tell me about how you’re researching how to sell your soul to further your rap career. I literally can not deal at this point.