I’m sorry health Twitter but I’m never going to put beef tallow on my face.

I’ve been slacking on my shitposting and for that, I apologize

gn to everyone except people who don’t wear slippers in the house

cinnamoroll slippers 🤍

idk the last time I took a thirst trap. am I healing or am I depressed?????

if I can’t eat shredded cheese out of the bag in the middle of the kitchen then what CAN I do 😭😭😭

where does evidence get held????? asking for a friend

what happened to raw dogging movies. no looking up reviews, no one recommending it, just click play and go baby

“I have a lot on my plate rn” the plate:

nothing feels more cunty than spraying on perfume in your house coat after an everything shower uggghhhhhhjjhhh

why do people hate being single? when you’re single you can have multiple boyfriends. ha! now I have more boyfriends than you, so who is truly winning?????

if you don’t get a iced matcha latte after pilates did you really go to pilates?

normalize scaring men instead of trying to turn them on

I have the best evening

giving out free relationship and sex advice AMA

do u ever think about how crazy the brain is

it must be so fun to be a 20something year old rich white douchebag