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Malt!

@maltschlitzmann

Multiple-almost-award-winning screenwriter. Comedy style horror genius. Cracked/Deadspin/Best American Sportswriting 2020
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I left my house for a meeting on business strategy and we're 1 hour into someone on a zoom call with their camera off reading through a book of AI prompt advice.

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There's something fundamentally wrong with how a lot of you talk about mental health. Liking things isn't autism. I think you're all mostly normal but socialized in a profoundly sick place and now cannot differentiate where you start and the sickness ends.

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China Mieville really nailed it when he wrote about aliens addicted to the meaningless gibberish produced by techlords trying to automate communication

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I'm the person who invented saying "(real thing) is too crazy to put in a fictional novel of stories" and I did it cause the CIA pays me to subvert the democratic power of internet culture

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It’s an all new action-packed Theme Event Saturday, starting tomorrow morning Daikaiju TV at 10 am ET, with 9 great action films from the legendary Shaw Brothers in a 14-hour long marathon and will repeat once through Sunday afternoon, followed by Moonlight Matinee.

It’s an all new action-packed Theme Event Saturday, starting  tomorrow morning <a href="/DKUTV/">Daikaiju TV</a> at 10 am ET, with 9 great action films from the legendary Shaw Brothers in a 14-hour long marathon and will repeat once through Sunday afternoon, followed by  Moonlight Matinee.
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This is incredible, it turns out THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED does exist! It was reported today on Swedish TV that a former employee of Europafilm illegally copied the film onto VHS and held on to it for 45 years. Thanks to him, we might finally get to see this film in its entirety.

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Predatory RAGE gap. Ladies if you're man sleeps w/o grinding his teeth, that's a girl child you kidnapped from it's mother's stroller. Now you're the mommy now. Put out your cigarettes on its nipples.

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I'm the foreman for Nevada's most white supremacist concrete pourers and your states pollution control laws hurt my fee-fees.