To make you people happy, we are selling this stuff at a special 50% discount... or just buy it full price...

So there's this guy who came into my shop named Rick, and he turned himself into a pickle. He's called Pickle Rick. I don't know if I should sell him or not, but it was the funniest shit I've seen.

It doesn't matter how broke you are. If you have time to come into my shop, you have 10 rupees. f you don't have 10 rupees, you probably don't have time to come into my shop, because you should be working, you should be trying to earn money.

Wow. That DS sure is huge.

I found this weird orb thing. I'm selling it for 50 rupees if anyone wants it.

In light of recent events, Chudley in our Castle Town division is sell Alien repellent for 200 rupees. It totally works... sometimes...

At this moment, Malo Mart is working to expand to other regions. With that in mind, items are now 20% off until further notice.

So, I'm back from a super long hiatus. I ran out of ideas for a bit and then life happened.