Quarterback Goals this Season: Patrick Mahomes: Win a SB Joe Burrow: Win a SB Lamar Jackson: Win a SB Josh Allen: Win a SB Jalen Hurts: Win a SB but don’t hand the ball off to Saquon Barkley too much, make sure the defense isn’t too good, and produce the best individual stats

The fact that Dakota can’t just admit that he spit in his direction and tried to bait him tells me all I need to know about him. Your expression says it all buddy. That said, it does NOT excuse Carters response.

🚨 BREAKING: Roger Goodell bans blocking field goals after Eagles game

kinda wild how they ever ended ts in the first place tbh

WHOA!!! 🚨 YOU WANTED A PUBLIC EXECUTION - NOW YOU GOT OUR ATTENTION 🚨 CANDACE OWENS: “You’d have to get rid of all of us - seven billion people - if you want us to just forget about the Charlie Kirk story. No one’s forgetting it.” “I don’t know whose sadistic idea it was to

Super Bowl favorite Buffalo has beaten: • Ravens (1-5) • Jets (0-6) • Dolphins (1-5) • Saints (1-5) “Collapsing” Philadelphia has beaten: • Rams (4-2) • Buccaneers (5-1) • Chiefs (3-3) • Cowboys (2-3-1) Now, who is the media going to talk about more? #FlyEaglesFly

So we’re just not watching Monday Night Football huh? I’m not buying another streaming subscription…

This is WILD. We usually use a list like this to make excuses for a QB but Jalen Hurts has been a National Champ, Heisman runner up, NFL MVP runner up, Super Bowl MVP…

sometimes dinner is just various things on top of rice for the rest of your days

Recordando las teorías conspirativas que vi en YouTube en los 00’s siendo verdad en los 20’s

Our goalie decided we weren’t gonna lose today.. One of the greatest American sport performances of all time 🗣🗣 THANK YOU FOR STANDING ON YOUR HEAD CONNOR HELLEBUYCK 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

A PICTURE WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS. Team USA honored Johnny Gaudreau by bringing his 2 kids out to the ice and holding his jersey up for a picture after winning the God Medal. Johnny and his brother Matthew were killed by a drunk driver in 2024, which kept him off the ice today.

And suddenly, - The man waking up at 6 AM for work. - Having lunch at 3:30 PM due to long call. - Sleeping by 9:30 PM to survive corporate. Isn’t your dad anymore. It’s you.

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

When a girl says, "5 mins", think about it like there are five minutes left in the 4th quarter and both teams have all their timeouts.

GN #ONEPIECE

Ex-Blockbuster employee here. And I mean it with 100% sincerity that the world would be a better place if we shut down all streaming services, re-opened Blockbusters and video stores worldwide, and shoved people back out into the world to find and enjoy their entertainment.

Conspiracy theorists after every single of their theories is proven right this year

Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus.

You used to have your bet ideas in the shower, now you have a waterproof speaker. You used to get lost in thought waiting for the train, now you have a phone to fill the gap. You used to daydream on long flights, now there's a screen in your hand and on the seat in front of you.