The vipers prevent me from perceiving psychofauna. I cannot be confused.

They're dumping tensors and destroying the US tensor market. CALL THE DEFENSE DEPARTMENT.

ht off affinity set load balanced

it's the 5th year of having 1 year to escape the permanent underclass

These world models are very fast. Some say the fastest. Have you ever seen a faster world model? Send tweet.

Last night watched all 3 hours of Oppenheimer with the video freezing every 5 seconds.

they should make robot dogs with v8 engines so you can hear the fuckers coming

kubernetes ruined my lindy walk

slurm ruined my lindy walk

this is my slurm cluster. there are many like it, but this one is mine. my slurm cluster is my best friend. it is my life. i must master it as i must master my life.

I actually don't really give a shit about the hive mind at the end of time anymore. I care more about talking to faeries and putting elves inside of your computers. I don't need to make myself legible to you people

23andMe will no longer be bound by privacy laws

It's finally here: Georgetown Georgetown is the world's most intelligent, creative, and fastest model. Georgetown dramatically outperforms Grok 3, Claude 3.7 Sonnet, and GPT 4.5. Reply with "georgetown" for early access.

grateful to my fund manager for losing money on the down swing and the up swing 🙏

elect me as pope and i will fix the canadian economy

finally got kicked out of EE chat, i had a good run but i guess they figured out that i don't know anything about EE, goodbye dr kim, goodbye michael the reversible computing guy, the bubble comes for us all

no more vipers. did you hear me? i took the vipers off. they are gone. i'm not wearing them anymore.

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