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Mallie

@mallierydzik

πŸŒͺ️ Scientist ➑️ technical writer/editor/consultant | Memes and tweets about parenting, reality TV, & liberal propaganda | she/her

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Romy (@romy_holland) 's Twitter Profile Photo

i recently had a friend who’s going thru a hard time ask how i got out of the suicidal pit of despair i was in not so long ago. my flippant answer is that i got a husband and baby and this friend should do the same. my longer answer is something like: spending time a bunch of

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Listening to my 4yo and 5yo play. 5yo: careful or he's going to get fired! 4yo: what? 5yo: they're going to fire him, so like, they're going to put fire all over him. 4yo: I think he's going to fire everybody! (For the record dad and I are both in stable jobs πŸ˜…)

lia (@tallsnail) 's Twitter Profile Photo

pregnancy dreams be like 2am: epic tale where a witch steals my baby, i'm enslaved to her for a decade, my sons ultimately grow to be blood rivals 3am: the costco food court has begun offering banana splits 4am: i am faced with the impossible task of breastfeeding a toucan

Liam (@legoracers2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Have we considered a lifelong Accelerated Reader program where grown adults in their 30s and 40s can get free movie tickets and better airline seats if they read books

John Karalis πŸ‡¬πŸ‡· (@john_karalis) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Just because you are conservative, it doesn't mean you have to be okay with what's happening in Minnesota. Even if you voted based on immigration issues, it doesn't mean you have to be okay with what's happening in Minnesota. It's okay to say it's bad and shouldn't be happening