Ok, my jokes are likely not that funny, but he doesn't mind telling me so. C'mon I think that's funny? #Menzi

"...and castles made of sand, fall into the sea, eventually."

Remind me to tell you later about the problems of procrastination.

"He say 'one and one and one is three', got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see.."

People, pretending to be people.

When half past upset and quarter to mad, it's time to sleep.

I could call, but you'd have to hang up.

Malizole does impressions of himself.

Learning how to type better than I learnt how to write?!

Now you want to act invisible like John Cena.

Maybe "the King is dead, long live the King" vibes?!

Hmm.. Yours is under consideration. As an aside, how was the toasted fish?

The answer to the question "why" is "why not?"

"Every new day is yesterday’s future and tomorrow’s history" AA van Niekerk

SA has young talent! Let's help Fez Fezile Quincy Goba showcase his work on one of our favourite brands. He put together this fantastic short video for @kelloggs_za. Nomzamo Mbatha @eusebius_mckaiser Mmabatho Montsho

Paper cuts are so painful because at a microscopic level paper is quite rough. A knife makes a straight cut, but paper acts like a saw blade and does more damage to nerve endings. Paper also leaves behind tiny fibres, irritating the wound even more ow.ly/P6XY30nrjiu

Learnt a new trick: play Metallica's "Enter Sandman" and I just want to go for a run. No internal negotiations necessary.

I don't think my personal trainer likes my new playlist. And say I prove a reasonable correlation to the additional torment he's giving, I'm still not sure I'd want to change my playlist.