30+ twitters drop a pic with your age I’m fucking 37?????

I’m (super) anxious waiting to see if the essay I submitted will be accepted to my dream pub so distract me pls?? You’re the killer in a slasher. What’s the song playing for your murder montage?? Mine is Gimme More by Britney Spears

🚨 last day for early birdies 🚨

I have the best news today EVER and I absolutely can’t wait to share it! Now to have a celebratory bath. Cheers angels!

my friend devon described someone as “maliciously sub” and I have never wanted to be anything more in my life

😎😎😎

Me, trying to explain the complexity of living in a dystopia while having dreams, goals and aspirations to my therapist: Sometimes bitches be tired 😭