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Using the word certified signals you have more confidence in another org than yourself

I want the level of confidence that WazirX has to ask for Re-KYC and still have an Add money option

I am on a mission to push all my friends on one important aspect of their life in what matters to them this year. So if you see me unnecessarily chasing you, understand why even if you get annoyed.

Anyone who says "You need strategy" is mostly someone selling strategy.

Primary Goal: Advertise ❌ We used AI✅ Let's spend crores on spots to show people we could use AI. Win an award in best AI generated ad category. Did Ad solve the purpose? NO

Out of all the mosquito repellant solutions i have tried, the most effective has been just letting a lizard be in the room. Don't chase it away.

Everytime I join a google meet I created, I get a notification that someone is waiting to be let in. I get guilt of making them wait despite being on time, and then find out it was an AI note taker tool that was waiting Then they don't show up for the meeting. :(

Overheard Delhi "He's gone to Siri Fort. My dad took Steve Jobs for a theatre performance there and he loved it so much that he named the apple feature as Siri. Ya ya my dad was big in tech before tech came to India"

Gaurav Munjal: Our current burn is 631 crores, how do we reduce it to 200 crores next year Investors: We have a crazy but simple idea that reduces most of Unacademy's expenses in one shot. 400 crores per year. Gaurav: *awkward silence* Investors: *Long stare* Next day: Founders

How to console a friend who got catfished on Jeevansathi using AI generated photos?

Do not get on a zoom call with someone who's YouTube videos you regularly watch I Pressed the space bar twice during the call, only to realise they won't pause.

Programmatic ads think that if I search for earphones, I must need hearing aid ads.

The govt made $150Mn in RazorPay IPO even before IPO approval. I doubt founders or any investor made such an ROI. [Doesn't include tax on profit, GST etc] I doubt there is any other monopoly that is as profitable as the government.

If Dawood Ibrahim was active today, usko bhi gst notice aa jata.

Pride is like oxygen for indians. We end up looking for it in something every minute. Even if we had no role to play in it. -someone who's parents named him pride.

Peter Thiel never expected this!! Someone [me] modifying his book's name for a pickleball tournament. But then, both things are silicon valley imports. As another silicon valley import [GenAI] replaces all jobs, work, relationships, We let humans do what they do best: "Meet

If RCB wins today, they should retire the IPL. Mic drop moment.

Imagine royal challengers blr (RCB) winning and they can’t drink royal challengers after winning

Thank you Ravi Handa I just got a 2 cr offer letter from you. I know i won’t get salary but its okay.

One Half of the country is trying to make the other half of the country gamble in some way or the other. One half will make money. From the other half.