Went to Subway earlier, walked up to the counter and the girl goes “you want 3 foot longs?”

I can’t put down the cup ❤️

If you drive with those blinding LED headlights you need to be killed

You can’t convince me “Tate McRae” is a real person, that shit sounds like a lawyer firm or a D-tier Letterkenny background character

Can I listen to Final Resting Place on my bible?? Didn’t think so

give a man a fish, awesome. give a man two fish, even better

U know the leg day was good when you’re grunting like the guards in Oblivion when you’re walking down the stairs after

hell is such a funny concept to me. like this guy sucks. let’s just boil him forever

Fuck does bob need a garage for

Me + my on repeat Riffs

Every day I see another post on here that’s like “This movie is the amazing ❤️❤️” and it’s just an episode of Greys Anatomy edited down to 3 minutes with loud ass music over it

Sudbury marketplace looks like people selling shit 25 years into the apocalypse

Did edibles for the first time in a while a few days ago and added my first ever photo to my camera roll “favourites” album

I am a very kind and genuine person and my mom says I’m very smart and handsome

They should have a separate McDonald’s drive thru lane for people who just want a a Diet Coke (me)

I am evil and I look disgusting