Told my 56-year-old coworker that I’m a bit anti-social and he said “yeah I noticed that about you, you don’t necessarily light up a room”

loving a man is a humiliation ritual

putting “reddit” at the end of every question i have on google cuz i will never trust an AI i need John from 13 years ago that has the same problem as me to solve it

she saw one comment that said “go girl give us nothing” and it changed the trajectory of her career

Dear Apple, even God rested

sabrina carpenter performing a medley of hits and the crowd loud as hell. the grammy nominations are coming

Full performance of Sabrina Carpenter at the #VMAs

Sabrina Carpenter supremacy

I’m sensing swinger vibes

Tigers being the real kings of the jungle but never getting the title cause lions have a blonde blow out will never sit right with me smh

Those idiot students ruined her life, killed her husband then spent the next few years blaming her for the shit they did. Hated all of them.

nakakahilo nmn tong tomboy na to

Forever irrelevant Yassi Pressman should be guillotined for dragging Nadine to clear her snake sister Issa’s name only for everything to be true. Pressman sisters you will forever be a flop.

worst online experience has gotta be finding a reddit post that outlines your exact symptoms and every comment is like “you should go to the hospital” and someone says “any update OP?” but the OP hasnt posted in 5 years

Sino ba nagtweet dito na top tier prayer ‘yung Hail Holy Queen because yes sobra talaga. 😮‍💨 Like the “O clement, o loving, o sweet Virgin Mary” part… ang hard

NAIA is so fucking inefficient

And it hit tumblr like crack in the 80s

Get a fucking hobby