Ok this, but with just banana. My kids love the banana flavor. GoGo squeeZ #momlife

Hey Instacart! I’d like my $3 priority back please. 😒

Netflix: Continue creating new episodes of Emily's Wonder Lab - Sign the Petition! chng.it/nZBR4dB5 via Change.org

Just a reminder that the new way for angry middle aged white people on television to stay relevant is to say inflammatory things, especially about a marginalized group. Give them no air. They survive on your outrage. Don’t quote tweet. Don’t argue. Kill their algorithm.

I wish those juice pouches were easier for kids to stab w a straw—they would fit in lunchboxes so much better than boxes or bottles. #momthoughts #momlife #dadlife #parenting #backtoschool

Does Plum Organics make their pumpkin/banana snack bar anymore? It’s the only bar my kids’ like and I can’t even find it on Amazon! #momlife #dadlife #parenting

Why doesn’t my husband understand how sick I am of CONSTANTLY reorganizing a home that we grew out of two kids ago?!

I’m upset that IKEA USA does not inform customers of the 24 hr pickup window at the time of purchase/scheduling… I’ll likely have to reorder now… #ADHD #momlife #dadlife

Not trying to yuck anyone’s yum, this is abt me: if I hear 1 more thing abt pumpkin spice or fall fashion, I’m going to lose my damn mind. It was 106° yesterday & will be in the 90s w hot wind until Thnksgvng. Boom. Fall gone. What you’re talking abt is winter to me. #LosAngeles

2 shows that Netflix needs more episodes of: 1. Emily’s Wonder Lab 2. Brianchild My kids can’t get enough of these! #momlife #dadlife #parenting #parenthood

It was a new friendship, but my best mom-friend is moving today and my heart is broken 💔 #lonelymom

Can someone at Netflix explain why I’ve hidden the series of COCOMELON 3x and it’s still showing up in my kids’ profile?! It’s terrible.

I’ve lived in L.A. as long as I lived in AZ and I still don’t know where anything is and I don’t feel like I belong… #LAislonely

Called my local Walmart to find out if they are doing a car seat trade-in. It rang for 4 min and no one answered. Can Twitter answer my question? #momlife #dadlife #parenting