I told yall Elon was a bitch but NOOOOO no one listens to RapistHitler

it’s gonna be a great day on this app LMFAOOOOO

theres a long standing method for resolving the political tension right now, and i shouldnt have to spell it out

You see the kind of mess it makes when there are two dads?

Tesla HQ in 17 minutes

Their friendship:

Liberals trying to figure out whether to burn their Teslas or build Elon a statue:

in the span of 4 months LMAOOO

imagine being the ICE agents suiting up for your biggest mission of all time right now

Elon in a week:

CIA officer arriving at tesla HQ

“Now say ‘nobody wants to buy EVs anyway’.”

My horny text plug came through

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

The CIA after getting permission to waterboard the DOGE kids

Elon musk right now

Bro💀

Side eyeing an ad as I scroll by so the algorithm doesn’t think I looked at it

Vance:

elon musk: “ええ？ 冗談でしょ ! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾ that baka trump-sama isn’t going to keep giving me mo MONEYS for my TENSAI TEKI NA ideas… ORE WA will have to decommission my space rocket 【URUTORA KEKIMUS GIGACHADICUS ドラゴン RYU-TENSHI !】 また !… TRUMP IS A LOLlCON!”