Sounds Soviet

CRIME SOLVERS: Prosecute the car manufacturers for their egregious failure to make cars <checks notes> more difficult to steal.

I voted for this.

🤣

Finally. "Superwood" Source: The Daily Galaxy search.app/9YnTB

Translation: "Peace? Over my dead body."

Take my money.

Dude running for office can only think of ONE possible reason homeowners might distrust him. ONE. Reason. Only. Couldn't be his low-IQ politics, or bad personality, or that criminals case homes right after Christmas. Must. Be. R@CisM. 🥴

Fie the record, conspiracy theorists remain undefeated. Other than a few retards/NBA players, Flat-Earth has been little more than satire for longer than the oldest among us can recall.

Dude makes a profound point 🤔

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Uma --- Oprah Ilhan --- Elon Musk

Absolutely nobody could have ever even remotely seen this coming, right? 🙄

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I'll take Rapaport over Ruffalo every time.

Here's to hoping 2026 ₿egins on a positive note! 🎉 🍾 Happy new year, y'all! 🥂

Strongly considering. 🤔

"We'll show America what 'freedom' is all about by implementing fully dystopian capital controls across the entire EU. That'll teach'em!" 🥴

Damn. I honestly didn't think I could hate Woodrow Wilson much more than I already did.