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I hope you weren't planning on doing anything, because the internet has just chosen you, Dr. Phil, to be our 46th president.

We have the comfort of knowing that Trump's base won't show up to the polls after they become addicted to my nutritional vape pens

At least if we get nuked, everything will be flamin hot

TFW you realize you're part of the machine intelligence borg diaspora Quenchers Saloon

9 years of a mortgage with Chase, and they won't forgive fees for having the wrong account type. I call it stealing. #accountclosed

Make sure the chorus comes in like a garlic milkshake: youtu.be/39veqdHSG9k @ampersandinista

I regret nothing @kalehummus

Watching codependency videos and eating poutine

I'm pretty sure Koi Division just made my fuck-it list. youtu.be/R014zR2pyfk @ampersandinista

Lighten up Morrissey youtube.com/watch?v=LwIrFT… @ampersandinista

Here's another track for desert prom youtu.be/5i_e50Kiz4o

This game looks whimsical as fuck. store.steampowered.com/app/434460/Roc…

My defense against mansplaining is to reclaim my time with "okay factboy"

Also, I guess the vampire daddy got A/B tested out of this image. x.com/pridkett/statu…

Adulting loot drop #lootcrate

They're not vaccines. They're genetic security updates.

When will the endless conflict stop taking our sons and daughters? #superbOwl

#releaseTheMammal

.Larl #existentialPleasure of dumping Yoshi in the 🔥 to get to the exit.