Exactly

You too scared to ask your boss for a raise but think you’d be able to escape an abusive relationship with a billionaire like okay.

if u having a bad day don't take it out on me because i'll make it a terrible day

That I’ll just go get it myself lmao

it’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer

The makeup and hair just brings it all together

susan: mike broke up with me gabi: i’m having an affair with the gardener bree: my kids hate me lynette:

My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

this look ??!! >>

something I love doing? saying no! like ughhh it feels so good lol

Crash out bout Chelley!!

I hate when I pass the threshold of ‘so sleepy I need to sleep now’ and just end up getting wired

So everybody is a slow burner in the villa now? I thought this was Love Island USA not Crock Pot USA #LoveIsland

mind you she hasn’t told chelley she kissed austin 😂 so who isn’t being truthful ? #LoveIslandUSA

Ship names? I want his ass shipped home, the fuck! #LoveIslandUSA

Pack it uppp

I feel like I’ve watched everything on tv at this point omg

Wait maybe I need to stick to workout classes at night. I’m fit for the bed early, just how I like it.