Looking forward to the day a government issued registration card determines how much (+/-) the convenience store adjusts the price of my pack of Skittles.

We’ll know this is true if he starts firing engineers.

Yes, because it’s completely unheard of for poor people to ever improve their financial condition….

How you feel today is how we’ve felt for the last 7,591 days

True. But when it’s all done you still have the tools!

There are treatment options available for cognitive impairment.

The occupants of the Honda definitely came out ahead here, right?!

Yeah, our ancestors just hung out and shot the shit all day. Maybe someone from the cave next door brought over a 6-pack. Modern life is too onerous!

One thing Gaza has proven to me about the Law of War is how it is premised on military leaders who don't want their people slaughtered and who will just give up if they can't win. E.g., imagine what would have happened if the "Japan will never surrender" claims were true.

Most of us recognize the need for more affordable housing. But at the same time our house is our most valuable asset, so we want to keep prices high. Politicians see this and are like.. ok, let’s do both!

This could literally pass as a scene straight from The Office

Socialism is compatible with human nature until you want to live in societies of more than 150 people and own something besides a loin cloth and a sharp stick

This assumes expenditures have a direct and consistent relationship to QoL. Not spending $10k now might have a tiny impact on your current QoL, but have a huge impact later on when you don’t have to work into your late 70’s.

When I left a perfectly good job in my late 20’s to work for myself, it felt incredibly risky. Now in my early 50’s it’s a great source of comfort.

We traded no one today

Videos like this is why the internet was invented

"Once when the Yankee's Lou Pinella was batting, he questioned a Steve Palermo strike call. Pinella demanded, "Where was that pitch at?" Palermo told him that a man wearing Yankee pinstripes in front of 30,000 people should not end a sentence with a preposition. So Pinella, no

I dunno. Maybe we’re just trying to work towards peace instead of starting WWIII. 🤷‍♂️

What just happened? Last night, news emerged of a "trade deal" that has never happened before. Nvidia and AMD agreed with Trump to provide the US with 15% of REVENUE from chip sales in China to remove export controls. Corporations are panicking. Here's why. (a thread)

Agree with the sentiment. But, alas, if there was any money in it these companies wouldn’t have stopped making analog products in the first place.