Proverbs 31:30 in the streets, Ecclesiastes 7:26 in the sheets

Right before my Bat Mitzvah I told a non-Jewish family friend that I was nervous and she said “don’t worry we’ll have no idea if you mess up” and that’s why I’m grateful for the non-Jews in my life

I’m becoming a stuffed animal surgeon at work. When people donate ripped stuffed animals, my coworkers bring them to me and I clumsily stitch them back together.

I have no idea how to sew but I think they deserve a chance at another life so I do what I can.

One day I was on the dock (I work at a thrift store) and one guy dropped off a box labeled “owls” and said “my mother in law is Jewish so of course she loves owls” and I keep thinking about him because like…what did he mean by that??

I’m tired of hearing about “organized” religion…give me “disorganized” religion where the rabbi forgets to write a sermon so they get up on the bimah and just improvise for 15 minutes

Adar 1
2 Adar 2 Furious
Adar 3: Tokyo Drift

When your card declines in therapy so they remind you that Rabbi Elazar thought Adam got busy with every animal in the Garden of Eden (Yevamot 63a)

no rizz just a mama’s boy with a bowl of lentil soup

no rizz just a builder’s cubit and some controversial halachic opinions

texts from Jewish mothers according to Instagram: “when are you going to find a husband?”
texts from my Jewish mother: