🤔 …hold on…it’ll come to me, I just know it…tip o’ my tongue… (38 years! Holy Guacamole!)

I miss Caputo’s restaurant on SW Highway, very underrated local spot

Bruce only dropped in to see his single mom friend…..after she put her kids to bed. Okay Boss, I see you….player

Temps dropping like news of celebrity deaths this week

Thursday amirite

I thing Reggie also starred in the ‘67 Spider-Man cartoons as a villain

Happy birthday, Sweetness! 💙

I’ve been trying to order something and pay with Apple Pay but it’s not working. I haven’t felt this helpless since the onion fell off my belt.

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Pulled a tight groin…

With the prices Penny Mustard charges for their furniture, they need to do us all a favor and make some better commercials for the radio.

Worked a little OT, came home for a nice after work pool bath while listening to a banger

NGL, I’m always worried about someone finding that one tiny bit of of raw when I grill chicken

Chase! Donging the doubters! #WhiteSox

The White Sox on CHSN broadcast just showed a graphic about how well the #WhiteSox have been hitting since July 1st. They basically could’ve just showed a video of Josh Nelson - Sox Machine yelling “Ball in Air!”

Meidroth’s got a little bit of “I might be stoned” eyes imo #WhiteSox

That’s a #WhiteSox winner and a bludgeoning of the Cubbies Turn me TF UP!

A dominant #WhiteSox winner versus the crosstown Cubbies feels so good!