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Maia Bittner

@maiab

TMI tweets about tech and mom life. ex-engineer turned fintech nerd. Investing in @olincollege alumni with @parcelbvc and in women with @xfactorventures

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I read a million parenting books when my first was born and they’ve all been useless UNTIL NOW when I suddenly need all the help I can get

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I don’t understand why there are flash floods in Texas, Chicago, AND New Mexico someone turn this thing off and back on again

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am I going to regret replacing this gray toilet with a generic white one for improved functionality? one the one hand I think of colored toilets as being kind of dated on the other I know nothing about decorating and this bathroom was featured in Sunset Magazine

am I going to regret replacing this gray toilet with a generic white one for improved functionality?

one the one hand I think of colored toilets as being kind of dated

on the other I know nothing about decorating and this bathroom was featured in Sunset Magazine
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why isn’t it “upside down” and “upside up”??? I mean come on “right side up” makes no goddamn sense at all

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I never see people say they don’t want to have kids because, say, they’re devoted to their life’s work of curing cancer. it’s always like “I don’t want to have kids because I like to sleep in”. like, to voluntarily limit yourself to such a shallow paucity of meaningful

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men are delaying fatherhood to boyboss imo, (biased because I'm a man, I guess) men intentionally postponing family formation is a much larger effect than women postponing family formation. it's anecdotal, but the women I know want kids; the men I know "want them in 10 years"