I genuinely thought he was dead

"Even in training he never does this!" 🤣

the first time i saw what don toliver looked like i genuinely jumped out of my seat

35m is an insult btw

IF WE GET SOLOMON I WILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF OUTSIDE SELHURST PARK AT 2:37PM DECEMBER 14TH 2025

bon 🇵🇸 Crystal Palace F.C. Palace are the rightful FA Cup & Community Shield CHAMPIONS. Mile Jedinak reminds me of a prophet that roamed the earth in ancient times & Joel Ward is better than Maldini (don’t cancel the deal)

“fent freeze or have solomon at your club” me:

parish can you hold on a mo im takin a shit

These people are genuinely insane

Totally normal behaviour from a raging antisemite. P.S. I hope he scores for Palace at the exact same time.

Nooo don't kill yourself your so sexy aha

my favorite character from game of thrones was always the guy who took a boat full of food to save desperate people starving under siege

glad to see no one has taken this seriously

had to turn off twitter notifications

Crystal Palace have the longest unbeaten run of any Premier League team at 14 matches 👏 They also won the FA Cup and Community Shield within this streak 🙌🏆

being a teenage girl in 1994 and seeing damon albarn gotta be like being a muslim and seeing the mecca

the average intelligence of a vinted buyer

i’m sorry but i simply refuse to watch a film by someone named “emerald fennell”