Rain really loves an entrance. There's thunder, lightning, everything goes dark and you can almost hear it say "Behold!"

I'm going to tweet a series of generally bad advice that sound like quotes but are really not...

Bad Advice 1: Sometimes the best thing to do when you're feeling angry is to wash your hands, punch the wall multiple times and wash it again because now it's bleeding.

Are most of the people driving on Marine Drive actually going anywhere or are they just driving on Marine Drive?

Javed Jaffrey is our Jeff Goldblum

Bad Advice 2: Don't pay heed to people who talk behind your back. Because one day you will become a spiteful revenge obsessed chap whose entire life will be an extended exercise in proving them wrong and at the end, you realize nothing really matters. Also, we all die! 😀

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You can effectively judge the nature of a person by their choice in Keychains.

At the very least, everyone will come out of this Quarantine with degrees in Haircutting.

Changing a tubelight is, at the same time, the most complex and most simple task in the world.

Fake plants always give me some minor creeps.

rihanna as indian food/snacks [a thread]

I wrote out some thoughts on how to make this moment a real turning point to bring about real change––and pulled together some resources to help young activists sustain the momentum by channeling their energy into concrete action. medium.com/@BarackObama/h…

Highly likely that kashayam is the welcome drink in hell.

Eating meen curry every week has given me confidence that I can do heart surgery.

William Dalrymple on getting hopelessly addicted to India nationalgeographic.co.uk/travel/2020/07…

Do you think Michelle Obama also gets spam mail?

I have no idea how twitter works so just leaving this here with mild virality hopes #glowandlovely

There is no greater pain in life than watching old stand up videos of yourself.

Somewhere between Reynolds and Rorito, we all grew up...