It's time for Australia to cut the crap. If we are serious about winning Eurovision, there is only one option. Kevin Bloody Wilson. He would wipe the floor with a bit of "Rootin In The Back Of The Ute"

Every thing you need to know about Zero Tackle "journalism" is summed up in the first line of this article.

Just a tip for those watching Tigers v Panthers today. Jerome Luai used to play for Panthers. Now he plays for the Tigers. I wanted to let you know as it is a little known fact and will not be brought up in commentary today.

Just a tip for those watching Bulldogs v Eels today. Lachlan Galvin used to play for Tigers. Now he now plays for the Bulldogs. I wanted to let you know as it is a little known fact and will not be brought up in commentary today.

I thought Heath Mason was a little unlucky to miss out on the Number 6 for NSW.

#business

Hi Kayo Sports The greatest ad you will ever make is just 30 seconds of Channel 9 football coverage, then a link to your website at the end.

Perhaps Lomax should not take tips from Nofa.

Proof that nothing good ever comes out of attending a Coldplay concert.

If they keep this effort up, my Tigers could just scrape into the top 9. This Week In League

I always thought Michael Usher was a good guy. That changed tonight. Making excuses and talking up a killer as a top bloke, makes me sick. I wonder what he is getting in return.

I have informed Sydney Sweeney that I am unavailable

Just turned on the TV after a dozen schooners and St George are smashing Canterbury.

Danica: it looks like Howarth won't be back. The are frantically working on his groin. Matt Thompson: That's a big blow. #NRLGrandFinal

The Pizza Hut car is coming 13th. Doesn't sound great, but is pretty good when you consider he has made 3 deliveries on the way around #bathurst1000

Just a reminder that not all Black Friday specials are special.

Good to see Dennis Burgess getting a run at the carols.

Happy Rugba League to all those who celebrate.

RIP Agro

Do you think Taylan May looks in the mirror of a morning and wonders why he ever got the word "YAM" tattooed on his neck?