2016 is the last year (black) people collectively remember as a good year all around. Hm I wonder what monumental event took place to change all that? Surely it must’ve been something.

Jesus Christ. It’s not a test. It’s a violation.

realising this is how stupid people think smart people see everything makes elon musk's popularity with reddit users make a lot more sense

two sentence horror

Have they tried releasing the hostag-… Oh.

Very appropriate placement because nothing will make a Hindu shit his pants as quick as the sight of Aurangzeb Alamgir.

Civil services have an attitude problem as well. Still they want us to treat them with respect. No wonder no one takes them seriously, buy they surely yake themselves very seriosuly. No reforms would ever work if there are no meaningful civil services reforms.

Why is the AWS outage affecting you? I thought you were decentralized?

this outage got hands

Other countries should take note. If you support Pakistan, poojeets will refuse to come to your country. I cannot imagine a bigger W.

If I say something I am in big trouble

She only started supporting Dany after she saw how many civilians she was killing at the end of the show

today is a great reminder that the cloud is just someone else’s computer

It’s true. The original reason for ending prices in .99 was not psychological, it was to make sure employees weren't stealing... and it starts with the cash register itself: In the 1870s, a saloon owner in Dayton was fed up with his bartenders pocketing cash and was desperate

Random thing I learnt today: I already knew the name Google was based off of the number googol (10^100), but I never knew that the exact spelling of "google" were a typo during domain registry. The most famous website in history is... a typo.

1969: we can send people to the moon with 4kb of ram 2025: a cloud outage means my smart bed won’t cool down

wow the last AWS status update is incredible

I genuinely cannot believe a BED stops working because of an amazon outage. the jokes are literally writing themselves.

Exactly what the world needs: More Government Intervention.