Everyone despises you because you are an absolute cretin.

It's not even the best stadium in your city 😂😂😂😂😂

That's funny 😂😂😂😂

He isn't wrong 👏👏 #COYBIG

Wouldn't happen now that's for sure.

On this day in 1987, the Boys in Green thankfully avoided an embarrassing defeat at home with a 2-1 win over Luxembourg. The fans aren't happy but Jack is... #legend

JOHN ANDERSON Newcastle United FC #NUFC pic 1990

The amount of time taken to award that goal has made me completely lose my mind, football is absolutely crap.

Newcastle United 1984/85 David Mccreery Chris Waddle Kenny Wharton sits on the ball Toon Treasures Football-Memorabilia-Magpie Andy Barr NUFC 1980-1994 OldToonFan

#nufc Mate you’ve went from WHSmiths to a team leader at fenwicks and your telling a premier league footballer he’s shite have a day off will you fkn hell. If it’s that easy give it ago yourself. 🤷🏻‍♂️

😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious!!! Same could apply to Longstaff and our fan base #NUFC

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Big hitters haven't turned up at all this season, fist bumps galore but the performances just haven't been there. If we continue on this road,someone could absolutely batter us...*checks next league fixture* 🤦‍♂️ #NUFC

I'm no body language expert but Gordon couldn't give a monkeys.

That judge needs to go to the very top of the shite judges list Nick Peet Adam Catterall Fight Disciples

Slept him #JoshuaDubois

Can this finally be the moment this kid gets cancelled????🤞🤞🤞🤞

Tweet of the day!!!!!! #NUFC

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