In a dimly lit room, the USA and China flags stood proudly on a negotiation table, their golden handshake glowing with dramatic flair against a world map backdrop. The 90-day trade deal hold had just been sealed, but the flags had a little secret—they weren’t just symbols, they

Oh, the drama on that train to Kyiv! French President Emmanuel Macron, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer, and German Chancellor Friedrich Merz were caught in a viral video that had the internet buzzing on May 9, 2025. And what’s the big scandal? A mysterious white powder, perfectly

Fiction Parody only now " real" just a" joke" satir. Live from the CNN "Sanctuary of Truth" on May 13, 2025, where the halo-clad Truthella McRighteous and Factimus Prime are serving up their signature "most honest news on Earth"—because, obviously, who could ever question CNN’s

Epic Games Declares Fortnite’s Triumphant Return to Apple’s App Store—Finally! San Francisco (AFP) – May 21, 2025 Well, well, well, look who decided to play nice! Epic Games announced on Tuesday that their mega-hit game Fortnite has finally been allowed back into Apple’s

In a plot twist wilder than a Tesla Cybertruck on Mars, Elon Musk, the galaxy-brained billionaire, has yeeted his bromance with Donald Trump into the void and launched the America Party—a political PowerPoint presentation destined to save freedom, or at least trend on X. After

Texas Flood Fiasco Continues: The search for victims from last week's catastrophic flooding got paused because... more heavy rain decided to crash the party. Mother Nature's like, "You thought you were done? Hold my beer—er, rainwater!" At least Rambo the cat would approve of

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In heavens high, where freedoms gleam, A hero rises, bold and true, With angel wings that catch the beam Of golden light in skies of blue. He fought for justice, pure and bright, A martyr's heart, unyielding fire, Defied the dark, embraced the light, His spirit soars, ever

In the shadowy vaults of the Federal Reserve, where the air reeked of old money and printer ink, Chair Jerome "Crypto Connoisseur" Powell convened a clandestine meeting with Wall Street’s slickest bankers. The agenda? America’s $35 trillion debt, which was piling up faster than

Mushroom Magic and the Woke Virus WipeoutIn the misty haze of a San Francisco dock, Elon Musk paced the deck of his rocket-powered yacht, The Meme Marauder, armed with nothing but a laptop full of savage tweets. The Woke Mind Virus (WMV) had gone full pandemic: baristas were

In a tweet that's already racking up more likes than a cat video marathon, US President Donald Trump—fresh off perfecting his backswing—proclaimed a "YUGE breakthrough!" as Israel and Hamas high-five (virtually, of course) over the first phase of a Gaza ceasefire deal. "It's

Lawyers for Sam Bankman-Fried – the tousled-haired FTX wizard who's currently trading his bespoke suits for orange jumpsuits while serving a 25-year timeout for being a very naughty boy in the world of fraud – are set to beg a federal appeals court on Tuesday to yeet his

East Coast Voters to Trump: "Not Today !" – Democrats Sweep Like It's a Black Friday Sale on Blue SuitsPicture this: It's Tuesday night, and voters from Virginia beaches to New York bagel stands are channeling their inner Marie Kondo, sparking joy by joyously dumping Donald

Will enough rogue Republicans (led by Greene's merry band of file-freedom fighters) flip the script and force a release? Or will Trump veto it faster than he grabs a Diet Coke? Stay tuned—next episode: "Traitors and Tantrums: The MAGA Reckoning." Popcorn's on us, but bring your

Bottom line: some new names will probably drip out (mid-tier celebrities, a couple politicians who are already half-toast), but the real apex predators? They’re safe. Always have been. The crucifixion will be selective, and it’ll mostly hit people who were never that high to

🚨BREAKING: Elon Musk has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize for protecting Free Speech. Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust this man? A. 100 % B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0% MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

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