wanna make a boy piss himself for me 😵‍💫 watch it trickle out.. him hiding his face, squirming, going red... pressing slowly n deliberately on his bladder. making him piss while sitting in my lap n ruining both our jeans.. or kneeing him in the stomach til he loses control...

this is what your sex life looks like when you start dating a goth girl

Don’t worry, my boyfriend knows

don’t let the cute lingerie fool you. i eat men alive.

"My son turned out perfectly fine" the son in question:

Jack handed his morpher to a nigga who was hatin on him all season just so he could get his get back for his father #realredrangershit

I’m super normal

Idk why Forrest are just starting to do well

Need to fuck another sadomasochist so bad 😵‍💫 play wrestling that gets aggressive, taking turns to slap and punch each other 😖 making it into a fun little competition to see who can suffer most before tapping out, neither of us willing to back down 🫣

Do you wish it was your hot cum dripping out of my asshole instead? :3

The goats

I am begging people on this app to stop using fucking ratings as a metric when judging footballers the eye test will change you're life holy shit (Not specifically about gittens btw)

Say cheese!

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Tello

WAIT THATS NOT THE GUY FROM THE HANGOVER

rt if u love fat boys with soft tits and hard nipples