⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ wait — IT’S ALMOST NEW ORLEANS TIME.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Damon, don’t be dramatic.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ I am on a mission this weekend.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Turned on, of course. Yesterday’s outfit was the innocent one — you’ll see the rest. 😏

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Someone’s bored — because sleep is out of the question.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Look at the bright side. You had something fun to watch.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Then come look at me.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ I am definitely going to go on a morning run.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ I just need a bit of fresh air.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Ew.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Why are you like this…?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ I don’t know. But why don’t we just… not put that to the test?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ I was coming to kiss my silly vampire and the first thing I saw was — a butt. And it wasn’t his. This is NOT what I signed for.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Sadly, it didn’t happen.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ :)

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ No one’s doubting that.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Nothing, everything is fine.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Approaches Douche. from the back, arms snaking around the vampire’s mid-section. “Boo.”

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Shout out to your romantic side, Salvatore. You always know how to make me feel weak on the knees. In case you didn’t catch it I was being sarcastic about the first part.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Can I have you under my Christmas tree, Douche.?