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Imagine my horror when I find out today that the ATM cameras play the footage on a monitor to the main desk WITH volume ...do any of you know how many times I have belted (v poorly) songs while using the drive thru ATM ..may god forgive me

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!! IM SICK OF IT!!

Listen - I don’t want to wear a 2XL sweatshirt, grey sweatshorts I took from my dad, and birks to the crystal mall w/ wet hair and no makeup - it’s literally the dresscode. There’s nothing I can do.

I told y’all they were fuckin fASHion x.com/bibleboy1000/s…

I have a very strong emotional reaction to tweets that say “like for ___ rt for ___” bc ur OBv gonna make ur opinion the one you only have to like bc it’s less commitment & sways ! the ! response ! There’s no reason y’all need to know this but I can’t sit in silence any longer

Me/carol chopping off my hair with kitchen scissors is probably something out of a hair dresser’s nightmare, but will I stop doing it? The hair on our deck and in our bathroom garbage says probably not

when you realise how much pasta you’ve made when you put it in the bowl

One taught me love, one taught me patience, and one taught me pain. Now I’m so amazing.

Hold on. Let me ask the girls.

Target will tell me when i get there

Once I liked a girl so much I asked my mom what time I was born so the girl could look up my moons or whatever you witches be doing

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Queer Eye and then asked it to write an episode of Queer Eye of its own. Here is the first page.

Thinking about buying a gecko and naming it Caroline Thiede...not sure where that name came to me from, I think I must've I dreamed it

Once for Halloween I was going to be a witch but didn’t feel comfortable in the costume & cried/last second had my mom make me this ghost costume that I felt stunning in & long story short oversized boxy outfits have just always been my thing..I’m never changing & u can’t make me