So what’s the Ring Fit “level” for someone who’s tired after the dynamic stretching? #ringfit #beentoolong #waytoolong

If I mute or block every ad/brand that shows up on my feed how long do you think it would take to run out of ads? Since obviously the answer is never how long would it take to get to the really really fucking weird stuff? #Advertising #trackers #promoted

When your local news station interrupts the planned program to talk about weather “emergencies” … there’s no reason for that anymore right? They could easily scroll a message that people need call this number or go to this website for more info… right? #LocalNews #WeatherUpdate

It could’ve gone worse… But it should’ve gone better. #reallife #everything #allthetime #guiltysad

I spent way too long waiting for Fall Guys to come to switch to put up with lag and sluggish button responses. #FallGuys #Switch #stillplayinglikecrazy

Why are the Cubs always the Cubs? #cubs #MLB #cubsbrewers

Crowns have to mean something or you can’t be competing for crowns. #FallGuys #Istillbelieve

I think I’m in love with Dulce Sloan. I know she’s not looking for the love of some random white lady… but she has it. #dulcesloan #dulsayin

At some point you realize your house only exists to give your fuzzy as many sleeping options as possible.

What does the Choco Taco do that the Drumstick does not do better? Seriously asking because the last thing I want is to be is anti-ice cream #chacotaco #drumstick #icecream

Channing Tatum or Tatum Channing?

I don’t want to place an order (yet… maybe). I don’t want to log into anything or create any accounts. I just want to look at your menu.

It’s that time of year again, when I decide to buy a set of organizing bins, so all of my personality problems will go away

Has Stephen Colbert started to look like Steve Kornacki or am I just that drunk? #Colbert #kornacki

“Compared to traditional starvation diets…” What the fuck is wrong with us that starvation diets are traditional? #weightloss #health

Everyone ages. But you choose to get old.

jomo- Joy of Missing Out

The greatest era in Chicago Blackhawks history has officially come to an end. We were so damn lucky.

Teaching about institutionalized racism is not going to make white kids feel guilty. They’re children, they haven’t even had a chance to do anything wrong yet. Teaching about institutionalized racism is making parents feel guilty and that’s why their parents are mad.

Have you ever made a list of all your lists? #ADHD #therapy #misorganization