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Just the sass he had when he was waiting for the "real" numbers.... I'm using my karen summoning powers to prove you wrong. geez

True fact: when witnessing a "Midwesterner's Goodbye" you can gauge how close the people are by counting how many "Welp..."(s) you hear in their farewell.

So musicians have to become robots in order to LIVE off their craft, makes sense.

Douglas County CO district, anonymous school. First day of Professional Development... the presenter hosted a Zoom, said "Watch this", forgot to share their screen/audio, and proceeded to walk away while staff was confused. I thought we learned how to screen share by now? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Let’s make a deal, Mr. President: You release your college transcript, I’ll release mine, and we’ll see who was the better student. Loser has to fund the Post Office.

"Of course Black lives matter. Do we think our little white asses are the only ones that matter? No!” –Dolly Parton on supporting the #BlackLivesMatter movement and protests. Check out the full cover story here: blbrd.cm/OOZquk3

I beatbox to our dog's panting after playing fetch, she's got some tempo issues but I really feel like we're really building a creative environment.

So the Bannon story is funny, just throwing that out there.

At least the Dems don't play the "hypothetical dystopian future card", since we're already living in it. oops

What if the Gangnam Style dance was really a summoning ritual we needed to complete on a global scale in order to summon the lord of bat sh*t crazy that is 2020. Idk, just thoughts...

When America divorces itself, who gets custody of Puerto Rico? or are we thinking weekly visitations...

Fair enough, the kiddos I dealt with presenting the same behavior at least listened to behavioral correction the FIRST time....

A teenage TikTok-er pointed out that there were no ASL interpreters at the debate last night, which means ~600,000 deaf Americans were not afforded the chance to participate in their democracy. I can't stop thinking about it. How can that STILL be an oversight in 2020?

Today I learned some eagles purposely knock goats off mountains and I've never felt a more realistic astrological interpretation of a Capricorn dealing with 2020.

Some of our teachers have learned to pay store stockers personally in order to acquire Lysol/Clorox wipes. My GF is part of the disinfectant black market now... King Soopers employees are making big 💰💰 at least!!

psychologytoday.com/us/blog/the-at… MUSIC EDUCATION MATTERS!!!! READING AND MATH ARE NOT BETTER/MORE IMPORTANT. HAVE SOME HARD DRIVEN DATA. Rock Chalk. The two authors are awesome researchers, and educators! #musiced #RockChalk #kumusic #musicians

Here is your daily reminder that prodigies are BS, expertise is developed from hundreds of variables within cognitive, social, cultural, and emotional realms.

The Rib sandwich we received in school is waaay better than the McRib. #sorrynotsorry