Every now and then , I dial my own telecel number on my other phone , yotonditi "the number you've dialled will not take calls at the moment, please try later" ...Unreachable sei, Phone yakabaka yandakabata mumaoko??? 😭

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A cook from my high school once shoved a dog into a furnace. 🔥 ...Burnt half its body. Dog survived. As the dog grew, it started invading the girls' Hostels, inserting itself in their bedding, ...& Sleep 😴 Kurara chaiko mumachira avo 😭 Dog was then nicknamed "Comfort"

I woke up out that coma 2001, (mu West End Hospital) About the same time, Dre dropped 2001, Three years later, ndanga ndamu Form 1 After Maths, Physics, ndine Attitude, ku volume 1 (Frank Wood) Rap critics politiking, wouldn't know the out come, Blue movie, Muzukuru wagogo....

This Friday comedy is lined up for you family

Joe and Jada had Eve as a guest on their podcast , ....I couldn't watch past 10 minutes. 😭

The thing about marketing is that everything seems so obvious after the fact, ...that's why everyone thinks they can do it.

I grew up in a time when one needed to visit a library to get informed. Phones brought libraries right into our pockets. However, old knowledge was curated & myopic, so we pretty much knew similar things. ...New age knowledge is vast, untamed & looks like this 👇🏾

F**k, This Ice Cube & Eva Longoria movie is bad !!! 😂😂😂 I like it, though.

Sorry zvako Natalie, paitika mistake.

apa last week yacho zvakanzi, "mirai kundibikira chikafu chisina musoro, " ...kwakutoisirwa 2 😭

Putting me on your broadcast list only guarantees that I will miss your message when you eventually want to actually talk to me... ...so when that day comes, I suggest that you call.

The premier league requires at least 400 pairs of boots for the season to begin , ...and each one is replaced at least 10 times throughout the season. Shangu 4000 for your entertainment 🤯

Amana weti dziri muma Streets eHarare ka 🤢

If you have cars that you hire out, and you need clients, please WhatsApp +263719466200. Cars are being sought for.

Joe Thomas has landed in Johannesburg, next stop - Harare- Zimbabwe. 🇿🇼

Walking on sand bare foot is walking on glass before it becomes glass. 🤔

In case you've ever wondered what its like spending the day with T.SHOC 👇🏾

Wouldn't have been possible if the British hadn't given the Germans access to the Zambezi river via the Caprivi strip a century and a half ago. Does the deal apply to flights between the two countries, too? 🤔