Hardest jobs in the universe: 1: Brain surgeon 2: Aerospace engineer 3: Teaching someone to play euchre for the first time

It’s absolutely gorgeous out so I simply have to spend $118 today.

i like people you can have comfortable silences with

If you ever believed in Santa, you can for damn sure believe in yourself.

buying clothes that ain't black be so hard 😫

This is the first #Easter message that I would offer you: it is always possible to begin anew, because there is a new life that God can awaken in us in spite of all our failures. From the rubble of our hearts, God can create a work of art.

People will be like “I’m not getting the vaccine, who knows what’s in it” and then eat hot dogs

Don’t be afraid to rock alone, the sun be alone everyday and still shine

No that’s my emotional support rotting bag of spinach

My cut off game so strong, I stopped talking to myself one time

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

One thing about me is I’m not gonna text you back

The first advice offered by the Holy Spirit is, “Live in the present”. There is no better time for us: now, here and now, is the one and only time to do good, to make our life a gift. Let us live in the present!

Carry $1 bills and give to those in need. If they say, Thanks and God Bless. You just received a blessing from God. What a deal for $1!

Surely there must be more to life than being excited to go to your bed after work every night?