grace said when she tries to sell drinks with floaters to her tables she says “no float, no fun”

taylor swift could throw a game winning touchdown pass but patrick mahomes could never write my tears ricochet

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often

I miss going through yall likes

I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldnt care if I lit the store on fire with him in it

how i look at the person i’m madly in love with

I could lowkey really use a wish right now

I would not waste away in margaritaville. I would thrive

me as a detective: ok wait omg

“Winter is literally the best season” ok u fucking husky go sit outside then

There is something beautiful about having long term friends that have witnessed multiple versions of you and loved you unconditionally through each version

hootin is a gateway drug to hollerin

finding a white person's dog would fix all my financial problems

Can we all finally agree to stop pretending like the left is peaceful?

They killed a 31 year old father of two whose only crime was to go to university campuses and engage in good faith with people who disagreed with him. If this isn’t a wake up call then we’re never going to wake up.

Today is the day democrats lost 2028.

sorry i’m late i was looking up pictures of the inside of the building before i walk through the doors for the first time so i know what to expect

my friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes which is exactly what i assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed

Doing dry January so I’ve had eleven diet cokes at this bar