If you loved me you'd buy me things. amazon.com/registry/wishl… via Amazon

Turns out zoos don't appreciate when you super evolve their ape exhibits. #SCIENCE

I have never gotten to use this guy. Ever. I just don't play dragon men. Or use spears. instagram.com/p/c9T8wOEvGc/

Isn't he adorable? instagram.com/p/c9WBqqEvIx/

Some kinda dwarf paladin. instagram.com/p/c9WCIpEvIz/

And look! He has a brother! instagram.com/p/c9WC-kEvI2/

Slavaak Bladestorm Stonhewer. Kobold barbarian and honorary dwarf. Probably one of my favorite… instagram.com/p/c9auKwkvPN/

I have a lot of minis that I've never used. instagram.com/p/c9fsFskvHL/

Pirates are cooler than ninjas. Just sayin. instagram.com/p/c9mBNakvDb/

This is probably my favorite mini ever. I don't even really know why. She just is. instagram.com/p/c9sJK1kvNs/

Also this is a bulldog. instagram.com/p/c9saSbEvOV/

Painted this one with my friend Becca in mind. instagram.com/p/c9xCGrEvFa/

That's right. She's got a scalemail skirt on. Are you going to tell a Valkyrie that she can't wear a… instagram.com/p/c94qQbEvB7/

An elven rogue I paint awhile back. One of the best I've done. Wish I could find someone to buy her so… instagram.com/p/dItOKKkvHg/

A duel wielding BAMF I painted more recently. Again, wish someone would buy her. She's just sitting… instagram.com/p/dItk6mEvIL/

A paladin. You can't see it in this shot but her shield is an angel. It's pretty awesome. Maybe I'll… instagram.com/p/dIt28ZEvI0/

Should Spider-Man's costume be red and blue or red and black?

Red Hood Cosplay is well into the finishing stages. Soon it shall be complete. Mwahahaha! instagram.com/p/dn43L6kvPH/

So I gotta disappear for awhile and pretend to be this guy ROYAL until the Canadian mounties get off my trail.

This is going to be beautiful when it's painted. instagram.com/p/e_J-7dEvNS/