me listening to my coworkers telling their whole business whilst not revealing a single detail of mine

how can i live, laugh and love in this economy

Me drunk as hell making everyone take selfies with me

Your practice and dedication will show off🏈🏈Dickson Sports Media Dickson County Football @BurnsBobcatFB D1Factory

"They tested my DNA and it wasn't DNA. It was USA."

Me after I've seen my daily 600 tweets

some people really stuck being the same person forever. no growth, no awareness, just stuck.

me and my man going to the Barbie premiere

So you're telling me chokeholds are attempts to murder people?

me immediately after crying

Unfortunately Lana Del Rey was fired today at waffle house for vaping in the walk in refrigerator :(

when me and friends say the same thing at the same time

men hate barbie margot but they sure loved mentally ill pigtails in an abusive relationship margot

me hearing the ufo news

Me when I accidently say something mean because I’m in a bad mood

Hi, today I virtually WAITED IN LINE to be able to receive an EMAIL and the email means I *MIGHT* get a chance to PURCHASE TICKETS to go to a concert in 1.5 years that I went to 3 months ago.

Travis Kelce talking to Taylor Swift after the game asking her if she saw his touchdown