I’m annoyed the Samuel L. Jackson is listed last.

here is my favorite simone biles video from 2019 that perfectly puts into perspective how great she is. nyt: "the most dominant gymnast in a generation"

Everyone that can should just move back in with their families and create a housing surplus.

I’m here for it.

I don’t have a ring camera, or any other type of video surveillance, because a bitch is already haunted lol

My toddler wanted to play mommy and baby, with her being the mommy and I the baby. She pretended to go to work, and when she “came home” she said, “I’m home my love, and I brought Starbucks!” I love getting a glimpse of her perception of me.

Facebook Dating is a solid no for me, but Twitter Dating would sure be something...

Therapy is too mf expensive for them to just tell me that EYE am the source of all of my problems.

For the love of god please teach your babies that the stove is hot/dangerous/something. I look at this and don’t even care about the mess, I can only think about that poor baby getting burnt if the stove had been on.

I think the biggest indication that I became an adult was when I began caring about the customer service at places that I go to lol

I was physically assaulted by a Karen as a Sales Manager at a large retailer, but food service customers just say mean things to me.

Stop moving to New Orleans and building them ugly ass box houses you couldn't afford in the shit city you came from. Our architecture is beautiful and your dumb ass is ruining it

Who’s responsible for this funny ass shit 😂😂🤣🤣

Tulane evacuated the football team and took them to top golf while they left students in leaky dorms with windows that shattered in the storm. It’s very clear where the university’s priorities are at and I’m fucking over it.

I hope Drake gives me what I want with this album Friday. I want to bop. I want to drunk text. I want new IG captions. I want to question decisions in my life. I want to feel all the emotions!

If you ever used a bounce music sample in your songs to get a hit, it’s time to donate!!!!!!!

We’re all so emotionally damaged from this last year and a half that Steve from Blue’s Clues was like “I have to address the nation”